Testimonials

This is what some of our customers had to say about our first product, iKITT.

“Nobody told me they were doing an app about me. Where’s my royalty check? You bastards!” –KITT

“If I would have had this shit back in the ’80s, I wouldn’t have had to wear that stupid wristwatch all the time! 5 stars!” –David Hasselhof

“I pity the foo that doesn’t download this app!” –B.A. Baracus

“This is nothing like the real KITT. It doesn’t even have the Anti-Traction Compound Dispenser! I hate you and your stupid app!!!11!” –8-year-old kid

“The kid above me is an idiot. The only true KITT is a 1982 Trans-Am! Wooh! Go 80s!” –Homeless guy off the street

“Ich weiß nicht warum Sie mich fragen, zu diesem KITT. Ich habe noch nie davon gehört. Bitte, laß mich in Ruhe! Können Sie nicht sehen dach ich beschäftigt bin!?” –Friedrich Nietzsche